Rumors Savorus 12 127

Interesting rumors overheard in the Yawning Rat, on or around Savorus the 12th, in the 127th year of the Reign of Factol Hashkar of the Fraternity of Order


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I tell ya wha, I never laffed so hard in all ma life, nearly rattled all my teef outta my bone box!

ya only has fo of them anyway

shaddup Jista… so anyway, those Hardheads, all paradin round the great bazaa with those candles… hahehhahaaahehahaaaa ka ka ka ku KU Huck

yeah, I seen em, with dem socks all wrapped around em, dunno what they wuz up to, but they was sure takin it real serious-like

yeah, so was dose indeps, between bouts of laffin, dey wuz gettin about deys biznes, feelin gud enuf to start uppin dey prices, gougin us poor honest werkin folk

aint nuttin honest about you Gerb

shaddup Jista

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yeah, so I hear they found something, really something, something deep in their books, some real, serious dark. I always knew those guvners were up to something, looking down their big noses at everyone, across their books of law. I never figured they would find something actually useful though, something that gives them control

bar that, you better keep quiet or you’ll find yourself swinging from the leafless tree, or even worse declared a barmy and drug off to the Gatehouse

Rumors Savorus 12 127

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